What's the different between a West Malaysian and an East Malaysian?

I'm not playing "Spot the differences" here. Just a frustration I had being a West Malaysian who planned to settle down in the East.

Many of us who had visited Sabah will know that we are only allowed to stay for a maximum of three months. If we over-stayed, an approval to leave from the Immigration Department will be needed or else, we will be stop at the Kastam.

How about for those who had been married to the locals here or those who wanted to stay for long term? Being born and stayed in KL for the past 22 years, I had been educated that Malaysia is a country consisting of two geographical regions which is the West Malaysia and East Malaysia. However, looking at some of my practitioners who had been married to the locals here for more than ten years but still holding a permit to stay which have to be re-new every year had created doubtness in me.( Have I gone to another country out of Malaysia? They had been married here and some of their kids is even older than me. Holy craps!!)

I had been warned by them to pass my stuff to an agent in order to apply for the permit as I will be seeing some f***ing bitch's faces who will never approve my application if I go by myself. Ignoring the warning, few months ago, I went to apply the f***ing permit with my boyfriend. True enough, I wasn't successful as I met a ugly-fugly bitch who said, "Ini Malaysia punya, mesti check dengan teliti." ( What the fish? How about those Filipinos who were applying for the work permit at the same department? Am I an illegal immigrant? I felt than I'm worse than an illegal immigrant. F***). After all the hooh-hah she created, finally she rejected my application with an excuse that my documents were not complete. I was truly annoyed by her attitude as all my documents had been checked by her colleague before I was entitled to get a number for queing.

My stays in KK will soon be over-due, again I've to dig out all the relevant documents to apply for the f***ing yearly permit. After the lesson I had been thought, I will rather pay some money for the agent to settle up all the hassles.

P.S:For your information, those who were married to the bumiputera in Sabah can save all the hassles applying for the permit. This is the easiest way, you should think about it! Don't worry, Sabahan is not staying at the tree, they stay in a concreted jungle.

Things You Shouldn't Wear In a Yoga Class!!

Guy: What attire should I wear when I go for your class?

Me: Anything that is stretchable but no loose short pants.

Guy: WHY?

Me: Erm...You know, sometimes, when you do certain pose, especially balancing pose like
Warrior III, you don't want me to see something that I shouldn't see, right? You get what
I mean?

Guy: Haha...Alright!! You experienced before? How did you react?

Me: Yup.How can I react? Pretending that I can't see and walkaway without adjusting.

So GUYs, next time if you are wearing loose short pants and you found me adjusting everyone but not you, you know what happen.

Girl: Why can't I wear loose T-shirt? Why should I wear body hugging tops? It's too
revealing.

Me: Do you know what happen when you bend your body? You are revealing your body.

What I mean here including your bra, your tummy or your cleavage.

A loose T-shirt is more revealing or a small T-shirt/ body hugging tops is more revealing? I think you know the answer better than me.

Oopss.. I never meant body hugging tops is a tiny sport bra, okay? Yup, I do wear sport bra once in a while but not a tiny sport bra because I don't have a big boobs. I had a story to tell here. I know my ethics but this is just a warning from my experiences.

Once upon a time (I'm not that old, what I mean is few years back) in one of my class, a petite girl with a big boobs attended my class. She was pretty, fit and was wearing a tiny sport bra. She was quite an eyes candies for most people, especially for guys. During the lying down poses, her tiny sport bra were too small for her, it gone up a little and she revealed her boobs. She never noticed it and continued until the end of the class. It was lucky enough as I'm a normal girl who doesn't put much attention on her leaks and the guys were at one corner at the back.

Wondering what if I'm a normal guy... or I'm a guy practitioner who was just next to her... Hmmm... I think I would be losing my focus to the class... most probably 'sinful' thoughts will happen.

Relationship between Chinese Language and the Bible

Questions started playing in my mind as I sat down quietly in a cafe enjoying my free times. I do think a lot and sometimes its seems to be stupid. As I browsed through an email and found a link, I was shocked to found someone out there had a query and an answer for my silly thoughts.

Have a look here; http://students.washington.edu/cbsf/cool/Chinese.swf

For your information, I'm a Buddhist who believed in only ONE GOD. However, because of accompanying my partner, I had got myself going to church and reading bible. Couldn't be denied that all the stories in the bible do make senses to me, but I did had some thoughts (which I assumed as silly). I wondered whether we are all praying and believing in the same God. I wondered whether we are all getting confuses because of the different languages and cultures.

"So the Lord scattered them from all over the earth. That it is why it was called Babel - because there the Lord confused the language of the whole world. From there the Lord scattered them over the face of the whole earth." (From Genesis 11:1.9)

What do you think after looking into the link?

Hmmm... no offences here... maybe is just a coincidence.. maybe is true... I'm not from Chinese education but I had an interest to learn Chinese words as it seems to be quite appealing to me.. Whatever it is, I still believed in God and respect all religions...

Life...

"Life is like a story book...

Each journey of life is like a new chapter of the story...

It's contained a beginning, middle, climax and a conclusion...

Every mixtures of the ups and downs in life provide a significant lesson to us..."


Again, I'm starting a new phases of life, a new chapter in my own story book...

I don't know where I'm heading to...

But for sure, it will be wonderful and yet an exciting journey...